Superpowers

Somedays...I wished I had superpowers. The ability to make myself evaporate would be useful. Of course it would be pretty great if I could evaporate other people too while I'm at it. I always thought being invisible would be best, but I'm re-thinking that one lately. Superpowers are suppose to mean greater evolution right? It would make more sense if the final stage of evolution was to cease existence. A full circle you know? Just like all of those stupid superhero movies that we all know and love...
Anways, aside from the impossible, other things that should be considered superpowers simply because normal people usually can't do them:

shutting one's mouth
doing something just to be nice
actually listening
forgiving
using self control
not caring what other people think
saying what one really means
being content

But hey, I'm a true pessimist at the core...maybe there are more superheroes out there than I'm giving credit to. Still waiting for the world to prove me wrong though.