Emotional Stimulus Package
You know those days that just end unexplicably bad? Like you don't even remember the reason you got up this morning or why you're still a person? Well that's today. I think it's winter semester that's doing it...and homework...both of which are hazardous to my health at the moment. So I'm getting an emotional stimulus package. But instead of the government giving it to me, I'm just giving it to my self. Haven't heard of it? Well let me enlighten you....
1) Go buy your favorite treat
2) Watch your favorite movie
3) Take a nice hot shower
4) Listen to your best upbeat playlist
5) Go to bed early
On the flipside, here's a few things you are NOT permitted while on the emotional stimulus package...
1) Looking at your bank account
2) Doing any homework
3) Cleaning or tidying anything
4) Doing anything that you don't want to do
So yeah, that pretty much covers it I think. I've only got a few hours, so I better hurry and utilize my resources.
4 Comments:
I fully support this stimulus package. Where do I sign up?
I love you! This is genius! I'm going to have to try it out soon. Oh wait...I might have done it yesterday too. Haha. I think this is necessary about every other day!
I love your idea! Brilliant!
Perfect! I especially like the "No looking at your back account" part.
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