A Little Perspective

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ramblings of Psychosis

I have all sorts of anecdotes and wisdom to impart today, so here it goes...

Definition of Psychosis : fundamental derangement of the mind (as in schizophrenia) characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior

....I think this applies fer sure.

The sun should not always be so bright. I mean don't get me wrong, I love me some good sunshine, but some days it's like: Could you turn the lights down? My head is caining (as Liz would say). I suppose that's how drunks feel everytime they wake up from a hangover though. Ha, never thought I'd be able to liken an experience to that.

Last night I was riding home with some friends around midnight. As we were pulling out of the parking lot I looked up at the sky and could've swore on my life that there was a HUGE comet darting across it. So I yelled and pointed until my poor friend Maddie who was driving looked up. "Whoa that is WIGGITY WACK!" was my knee-jerk reaction. And unfortunately it was not a comet, but rather the moon hidden half behind the mountain and half behind a dark cloud, so only a streak showed through. Thus all my dreams of the world ending had not really come true in the 5.6 seconds I had imagined it.

I absolutely abhor student loans. The process to secure one is so tedious, absurd, and ridiculously long winded that it is truly a miracle any one ever gets their tuition paid. Curse them! How many confounded signatures, tutorials, tax copies, and papers do you people need? Seriously, if I ran the this country college would be free and all those rich celebrities would be paying for it out of taxes. After all, if they insist on debasing the standards and intelligence of society by their careers, they should at least give some kind of penance. But I guess that's why I don't run this country lol.

The other day I was blog surfing and I came to a pathetic realization...I'm just not as funny as I thought I was. I guess I always thought I was witty and clever but in comparison to most, my humor is about as funny as getting poked in the eye. So if your still wasting your time reading this blog, I do apologize. But in all fairness, I never expected anyone to read it anyway.

2 Comments:

Blogger Becki said...

i think you're hilarious. in fact, when i read your blog i think to myself, "i wish i was funny like her." i love you! let's talk soon ;)

November 19, 2008 at 3:29 PM  
Blogger Lauren said...

I agree with Becki - you're really, really funny. I love how your exclamation was "That's wiggity wack!" I feel more people should incorporate that into their vocab.

November 21, 2008 at 6:38 PM  

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